First of all, is it even Battlefield he is playing?

I mean, there are people shooting like they would on a battlefield, but is this one like, Halo or Red Dead Redemption? Are those all different?

Anyway, your man is playing whatever this game is and not paying attention to you or the dinner you made or the sexy nighty you just ‘slipped on’.

So, what do you do?

There are several things you should do, like meditate, catch up on that book you’ve been trying to finish for 4 years, binge watch your favorite girly show, meal prep for the week, the list goes on…

Not feeling so introspective and/or productive?

No problem, here are our top 5 suggestions for things to do while he’s yelling ‘DUDE WTF I HAD YOU’.

  • Throw things at him – Throw the tv remote at him, or maybe your phone, or maybe the cat.
  • Drink his whiskey – You know, that expensive stuff he only drinks with his boys.
  • Go burn his clothes – All of them. Just burn them.
  • DM his bestie – JK, don’t do this. Unless you want to.
  • Try to take his car keys without him noticing. – Seriously, he will notice. And he will question you. And maybe he’s paying attention now.

-D.R. Breshears

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