Just like Kate Hudson in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, I’m here to tell you how to lose your car keys in 10 seconds. Sure, car keys and Matthew McConaughey aren’t nearly the same level of attractiveness, or even usefulness, but the concept is the same. Here’s how you do it: Just […]
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Fun Things To Do While Your Stupid Boyfriend Plays Battlefield All Night
First of all, is it even Battlefield he is playing? I mean, there are people shooting like they would on a battlefield, but is this one like, Halo or Red Dead Redemption? Are those all different? Anyway, your man is playing whatever this game is and not paying attention to you or the dinner you […]
